Man accused of biting off man's eyebrow in fight
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BUENA PARK, Calif. (AP) — Authorities in Southern California say a man bit off another man's eyebrow during a fight at a house party, chewed it up and spat it out.
The Los Angeles Times reports (http://lat.ms/n6cuEv) that 29-year-old Luis Miguel Aguilar was arrested Monday after he got into a fight with a 41-year-old man at a party Friday night.
Buena Park Police Cpl. Andy Luong says the man lost "a pretty good chunk" of skin and hair on his face, an area about the size of an egg. The man will require reconstructive surgery. His identity has not been released.
Aguilar was expected to be arraigned Thursday on one count of felony mayhem.
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Information from: Los Angeles Times, http://www.latimes.com
Comment from Doozler:
Go to a phonebook. You remember phone books don't you? There's probably one at the libgrary. You remember libraries don't you? Anyway, look up lawyers and you will see hundreds of pages of lawyers. In fact America is the Latin word for litigation. Just kidding.
When there's lots of competition, lawyers have to get creative. Case in point, the case above. The defendant will interview a bunch of lawyers and choose the one with the best strategy.
Here's one that has a chance: The defendant is not legally responsible for biting off the man's eyebrows because as a child he was forced to watch old Joan Crawford movies. It was the victim's unusually thick eyebrows that were the problem. We will give evidence that many neighborhood children thought he had dark caterpillars taped above his eyes. The Crawford hairdo didn't help either.
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